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God's ONLY appear in books.
Religion is a thought crime.
Water, water everywhere - I must unblock the sink!
Do all religious terrorists collect their grassy knoll at the pulpit?
The Jesus Rose - Excellent early bloomer, good scent, unfortunate crown of thorns.
U say Jesus spoke 2 U? 3solutions 1.Stop lying 2.Lay off the cheese 3.Get psychiatric help.
If U say U believe in god, expect me to treat U as if UR 5. We all have to grow out of Santa.
Unless UR 5 it's improper 2 think the tapping at your window is anything other than a branch!
I'm male- 2 me it seems infinitely better 2 B always in THE mood, rather than always in A mood.
In our short lives, we go from 6 months and under foot, to 6 foot tall and footloose to 6 foot under.
If it's bad 2 'hide a multitude of sins', is it EVIL 2 'Sin a multitude of hides'
Value this person? 'I've no proof there R fairies in my shed but if U call me a liar UR goin to hell.'
To those humans who don't know much, a human who knows much, looks exactly like a know-it-all.
If Jesus spoke 2 U? 3 options.1.UR lying.2.U've had a cheese related hallucination.3.U need a shrink.
A man blasphemes in a forest. If none R there 2 hear, has he made a sound? If not, is God still pissed?
I fundamentally advocate we all stick to the fundamentals by not imposing a layer of pretend on reality.
Jesus? Nailed! Caught red-handed stealing a cross! Typical carpenter couldn't resist a nice bit of wood.
After a chat with an ethereal being, assume not the mystical, assume Indigestion, Intoxication or Insanity
Tomb found, Jesus inside. A spokesman said, 'Clerical error, rolled the wrong stone back. I'm mortified!'
Economy's so mashed any party will ONLY be ridin rapids so my vote's 4 whoever will
He that hath away with the hat, hath the hat. He that hath not, hath not. But he who heeds needs not the hat
If Schrodinger saw sooner, only Cats have enough lives 2 prove his theory, many mice could've been spared :P
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